Author: Dell Deaton

Quoting Kurt Vonnegut Jr, on feeling in control

The Martian troops, moreover, had no control over where there ships were to land. Their ships were controlled by fully automatic pilot-navigators, and these electronic devices were set by technicians on Mars so as to make the ships land at particular points on Earth, regardless of who awful the military situation might be down there.

The only controls available to those on board were two push-buttons on the center post of the cabin — one labeled on and one labeled off. The on button simply started the flight from Mars. The off button was connected to nothing. It was installed at the insistence of Martian mental-health experts, who said that human beings were always happier with machinery they thought they could turn off.

— The Sirens of Titan

Quoting Margaret Thatcher, on personal attacks

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.

Quoting Nora Ephron, on certainty among the insane

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Quoting Walter Lippmann, on self-awareness

Many a time I have wanted to stop talking and find out what I really believed.

Proverbs 3:5, on trust

Trust in the Lord with all your heart; do not depend on your own understanding.

— New Living Translation

Quoting HR Haldeman, on communication

We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a grave danger they will be misinterpreted.

Quoting “Psycho,” on trust

I think I must have one of those faces you can’t help believing.

Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins).

— Alfred Hitchcock, director

Quoting Sparky Anderson, on power versus speed

If you have to choose between power and speed — and it often turns out you have to make that choice — you’ve got to go for speed.

Quoting “Star Trek,” on presentation

Admiral James T Kirk (William Shatner):

You’re not exactly catching us at our best.

Captain Spock (Leonard Nimoy):

That much is certain

— Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Leonard Nimoy (director)

Government interest in promoting divorce

This question is opposite to the extreme of the more often-uttered lament that “government should do more to help folks stay married.”

In other words: Does the government have an interest in discouraging lifelong unions?

Unquestionably. It does.

Think about it. Although I’m not a lawyer (and don’t play one on TV), my understanding is that “marital privilege” is a phrase describing the right of a husband and wife not to testify against one another in court. Or, for that matter, any other legal proceeding.

Even if not universally applicable to courtrooms, we’ve gotta believe the idea instructs a lot of behavior at the ground level.

Recall an episode or two of The Sopranos where Adrianna thought this might help her out of a pickle. Or White House Counsel John Dean, who inexplicably married his girlfriend on the eve of giving testimony on “Watergate.”

The divorce process has even more potential. Issue areas need not be bounded by any pesky concern about “relevancy,” because, you know: Anything and everything is said to be by-definition relevant to matters concerning “the best interests of the minor children,” we’re told.

On top of that, the emotional stir of divorce actually seems to have an inherent knack for reaching into the sole of moviation for a lot of individuals such that they pro-actively, willingly dish the dirt on their former loves. The marketed image of legal system “equity” (meaning, this is a place to get even, if nowhere else) creates motive to provide detailed answers to questions “the system” could never have thought to ask.

Imagine:

  • The inside scoop on financial records and tax returns.
  • Neatly photocopied medical histories otherwise locked behind pesky HIPAA restraints.
  • Candid revelations about sexual proclivities, voting histories, and attempts to circumvent handicapped parking space restrictions.

It all strikes me as a lot more efficient and a lot less time-consuming than any of that bulky data-acquisition stuff George Orwell thought would be needed to make his science-fiction world work in 1984.

Maybe no one is acting on this. But we can’t say that government has no motive to do so.